Febrile Rambling About Middlemarch And The Gilmore Girls.

I’m still feeling a bit hot and snotty. You could, if the desire was pressing, toast marshmallows on the glow from my right ear.  I need to thank my kind followers for the wonderful home remedy suggestions. Panama rum and honey is calling my name but I’m going to steer clear of the flat 7UP!

Very little was achieved over the weekend.IMG_8060

I’m still wading through Middlemarch. I’m on page 195. This must be the longest I’ve been stuck in one book since I took it upon myself to read The Children’s Bible at age 8. I had the measles and I was out of school for a month. I recall being mesmerised by a double page spread of Moses parting the red sea.

George Eliot might have done well to have considered some full-colour illustrations, perhaps a fashion plate or two? It would also have been helpful if she had stuck to the flipping story instead of wandering off on endless, rambling tangents. It strikes me that this novel may be all too accurate in it’s portrayal of small town life. Nothing much happens in Middlemarch. I’m struggling but not willing to give up just yet.

In contrast, Middle Girl and I are storming through The Gilmore Girls. Five episodes into season two and it’s still a real treat having something that we are looking forward to doing together.  It has to be said; nothing much happens in Star’s Hollow either. Teenage Son claims despair at the on-going marathon although he regularly skulks in to join us. His initial disparagement of ‘ultimate cheese’ has been down-graded to ‘not even cheese, it’s vanilla yogurt’.

He has a point. It is very mild. It’s not hilarious. It’s not terrifying. It’s not even mildly addictive. It’s simply gentle entertainment and I like it. I like the quirky add-ons; the town troubadour and the ever-changing face of Emily’s maid. I like the witty literary references. I like that the heroine, Rory, is kind to her friends and polite to her neighbours. I like that she is proud of her achievements and ambitious for her future.  How much more inspiring a teenage role model she is than dreary old Dorothea Brooke who begs her middle-aged husband to allow her to tidy his files. AAAAh, I don’t like her at all!!

I also like that I can knit, scroll Pinterest and watch The Gilmore Girls all at the same time. It makes me feel productive.

Lorelai, the elder, still gets my goat but that’s a story for another day.

I need to get back to gently warming whiskey and pouring rosehip oil into my ear. Or vice versa, whichever works.

PS. Can anybody tell me where the good people at WordPress have hidden the spellcheck button?



Back and Forth.

November weekends don’t come much better than this last one. The weather co-operated beautifully with my plans.IMG_7871

Rain lashed the windows on Saturday morning  giving me all the excuse I needed to pile up the pillows and snuggle up to a chunky book.

I’m attempting to read George Eliot’s Middlemarch. I’ve tried and failed before but I hate to let a book defeat me. Dr. Zhivago and Ulysses both look down from my shelves and gloat at my failing will-power but I will not add to their number. I’m only on page 40 but, so far, Middlemarch is like  golden syrup; overly sweet and hard to get through. Also, the print is miniscule. I have a feeling that, after forty-three years of book-lovin’,  this will be the tome which leads me to the optician for my first pair of glasses. If I get to the end of this without bi-focals I might race back and try Ulysses again just so that I can say it was James Joyce who wrecked my eye-sight. IMG_7870

The clouds were miraculously blown away at lunchtime so I transitioned, with relief, from heavy reading to light weeding. The ground was so soft that foot-long dandelion roots pulled out, whole, in my hands. Oh, the satisfaction of it. What compares? I’ve no idea. More than half of my gardening time is spent weeding and dandelions are the most pernicious of weeds. I break my fingernails scraping earth from their necks, poking down their spines with my fork and rarely am I rewarded with more than a handful of leaves and an inch of stumpy root.

To give a little wiggle and steadily extract the whole tormentor, all the way down to his toes, satisfies every mean bone in my body. 

By four o’clock, my hands were thorn-scratched and my bones, mean and otherwise, were tired. I had coffee on the patio. Such happiness it brought, on a soggy-bottomed day, to have hard sandstone underfoot. We revelled in it, Husband and I, as we hugged our mugs and felt the chill nipping. IMG_7868

Meanwhile, in the toasty kitchen, a brisket was roasting, ever so slowly, and bread was gently rising. I’m telling you, it was all a model of domestic harmony.

That is, until the Husband and I attempted to cook side-by-side. I’m a control freak and Husband’s culinary style might best be described as individualistic. Words were stern and silences sullen. Whisks were rattled and pans crashed. Nevertheless, despite generous splashes of sauce and flurries of flour, a hearty meal was presented to our adoring public, ie; the kids. Slow-roasted brisket with a Jameson sauce, garlicky-yogurty-tomatoey-cucumber salad, stove-braised red peppers and warm cumin-hinted flatbreads. It was so good, and we were sooo hungry, the thought of taking a photograph never entered my head. You’ll just have to believe me. It was good food.

Sunday spelled relentless rain. A proper, squalling, volleying deluge.IMG_7874

Middle Girl and I retreated to our armchairs, picked up our knitting needles and settled to Stage Two of our Gilmore Girls marathon. I missed The Gilmore Girls first time around. Maybe I wasn’t the right age for it or, perhaps, I was busy having a life. I read a list of all the books that Rory Gilmore read over the course of the series. I’ve read 79 of the 339 books (see the list here). It includes Ulysses but not Dr. Zhivago or Middlemarch so I don’t feel too bad! It’s a great list and my interest was piqued.  I also read that a Gilmore-catch-up is in the making which gave me a deadline. We have six months to watch seven seasons…easy peasy. Now, if I gave myself seven years to read the remaining 260 books, that would be a real challenge. No, no, no. Shooting down that idea right now.IMG_7885

My mother was nineteen when she had me and there were intervals when it was just she and I living together in a very Lorelai/Rory relationship. Even my Granny fits right into the Emily role. Sadly, we had fewer sparkly fairy lights in our lives and I don’t recall any cute guys offering to carry my books. Regardless, I am very much enjoying the rose-tinted version. Middle Girl is delightfully enthusiastic which is all the justification required.IMG_7879

As I write, a gusty south-westerly wind is driving the rain horizontally across the garden.IMG_7884

I ran out just now and rescued the final, valiant rosebuds.IMG_7888

I have a candle lit at my side, dog asleep at my feet and soup simmering on the stove. It would all be quite delightful if I didn’t have to face the school run.IMG_7887

That’s the very last of the roses. Let me just say to Husband one more time: Best Birthday Present EVER. Thank you.

My apologies for the aimlessly wandering post. One of these days, but no time soon, I might actually get to the point.