Feeding My Habit.

My approach to book-buying has, of late, come into line with my attitude to purchasing stuff in general. That is, I have learned to resist the hype and take the marketing with a generous pinch of salt.

For as long as I can remember, I’ve needed to have a book on the go and, ideally, a next book on standby. Books are my drug of choice for escapism, for stimulation and for comfort. While I’ve always craved the latest front-table bestsellers, I haven’t always had the budget to indulge in them. I’ve learned to source my books wherever I can – I can’t pass a charity shop without checking their shelves.

Our local library, by the way, is not great and anyway, the ownership of the book, the shelving of it amongst its peers, is all part of my habit.

For many years I’ve simply read the best I could find at a small price. Slim books were largely ignored as the page to price ratio was unsatisfactory. If I splurged on a shiny new book it needed to be BIG. I’ve spent happy hours scouring the shelves of Waterstone’s looking for something to match Vikram Seth’s A Suitable Boy.

In the last couple of years, call it a mid-life crisis if you will, I’ve realised that I need to be more discerning. I know now, as I somehow didn’t quite accept before, that I will eventually die without having read all the books that I should have read and, much worse, all the books that I wanted to have read.

Now I keep lists. When I approach the dusty shelves of a charity shop or those huge stacks at the Ballinora Christmas Bazaar (aka the bizarre bazaar due to outlandish nature of items on offer) I do my best, I try (not claiming perfection here) to limit my purchases to books on my list. I just don’t have TIME to waste on fifty shades of shite, however cheap its going.

To get to the point, three such listed books leapt from the 2-for-a-euro ranks and I pounced on them with unadulterated glee. I have reveled in reading these in ‘off’ mode. No note-taking, no recipe-making, no sales-pitch reviews.

In brief:

The Uncommon Reader by Alan Bennett.

This one has been on The List for years but fell down the slim book chasm. It’s extremely short, barely a novella, but gloriously good fun.

Her Majesty the Queen happens by chance upon the visiting library bus at Buckingham Palace. Curiosity leads her to chat to the driver and politeness forces her to take out a book.

“Is there anything you would recommend?”
“What does Your Majesty like?”
The Queen hesitated, because to tell the truth she wasn’t sure. She’d never taken much interest in reading. She read, of course, as one did, but liking books was something she left to other people.

Before she really understands what is happening, Her Majesty becomes a Reader. In other words, an Addict.

And later:

There was sadness to her reading, too, and for the first time in her life she felt there was a good deal she had missed.

Wonderful. The perfect book for anyone who knows they love books, or anyone who thinks they don’t.


The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt.

A comment I read on Instagram, someone saying they hated the ending, was enough to put me off buying The Goldfinch. Tartt’s books seem to divide people. When I posted a photo on Instagram lots of people said they loved this book but dislike another, or the opposite, loved her other books but couldn’t get into this one.

I thought The Goldfinch was a cracking read. I was hooked from the off and had to be physically prised out of it when the Christmas visitors rang the doorbell.

It is the story of a boy who loses his mother in a terrorist bombing of a New York art gallery, and somehow walks away with a priceless painting.

In complete contrast to The Uncommon Reader, it’s massive. Part art-heist, part family saga, part sordid tale of drugs and violence, part philosophical treatise on the meaning of Art, perhaps it tries to be too much. Some sections are written in what seems unnecessarily minute detail. Then years are skimmed or skipped. I might have got cross about that, had I not been breathless to find out what happened.

The protagonist, Theo Decker, got on my nerves. I mean he literally made me nervous. His choices made no sense which was fine when he was a kid but got close to incredible as he got older. A nagging fear that the whole plot was on the verge of collapse only added to the almost unbearable suspense.

It’s a book that doesn’t get to the point until the very end. I liked that. And I like the point.

Here’s a line:

-a really great painting is fluid enough to work its way into the mind and heart by all kinds of angles, in ways that are unique and very particular. Yours, yours. I was painted for you.

Have you had that happen? Mine is this one. I’m not alone; it was voted Ireland’s favourite painting. We’re a romantic lot.


The Underground Railroad by Colson Whitehead.

Can you forgive my lack of enthusiasm for a book, another book, about slavery in America? The Underground Railroad won the Pulitzer Prize. Obama called it terrific and The Guardian called it devastating and my heart just sank every one of the half dozen or so times I picked it up in a bookshop, and put it down again.

I put it on the list and on the long finger. Then I found it at the bazaar propped up against Obama’s Dreams From My Father and I bought both (for a euro!).

I bought it because I thought I should. I finished it with a blush of shame for my ingratitude. I can read whatever the hell I want and for that alone I ought to be grateful. It’s easy to say that but rarely we mean it.

Have you read it? Layer upon layer of ingenuity. I finished it late the other night. It was still in my head when I turned over the following morning. I must have been processing it all night. My waking thought was “The star…Black Beauty…f***ing brilliant.”

For readability, pathos and creativity, The Underground Railroad is awesome.

I read this book only because I thought I should. You should read it.

Three very different books but they had a thread in common. Art, art as pictures or music or books, is certainly more than a luxury. Art is a privilege but also somehow a necessity.

Donna Tartt quotes this line from Nietzche:

We have art in order not to  die of the truth.


I’m moving on now to the books Santy brought for my family. Fortunately, Santy has a peculiar habit of delivering books I’m aching to read.

I finished Nigel by Monty Don earlier today. Gardeners of these islands are familiar with the presenter of BBC’s Gardeners’ World and his handsome, scene-stealing Golden Retriever.

The book is a mixed bag – stories of Nigel’s antics, memories of other beloved dogs and a history of the garden at Longmeadow. It reads as though Monty just sat down every now and then and spilled a few thoughts on to a page, much like a blog post, and they all got stitched together into a book. He writes as he speaks, gently, but also firmly enough to keep the reader to heel.

If you like dogs and gardens, it’s a lovely read. I wept. Husband wept.

Charlie slept on.IMG_1128

One last thing, I learned a new word from Alan Bennett.

Opsimath: one who learns only late in life.

That’s me.

Fraudulent Blogger Reveals Horticultural Disasters.

I’ve decided to come clean.

I may have given the impression that my back garden is an abundant paradise of organic produce and floral bouquets. You might even have drawn the conclusion that I know something about horticulture. The sad fact is that I haven’t a bog’s notion what I’m doing. I just stick things into the ground and hope for the best.

I have a small collection of books that I flip through while Small Girl does jigsaws. (She jumped into this photo with, ‘can my tree be in it?’, I could hardly say no.)IMG_4905

I watch Gardener’s World religiously on Friday nights. (Teenage Son despairs and assures me that this is the surest sign that I am ‘officially ancient’.) When Monty Don lists his ‘Jobs For The Weekend’ I take note and, because I am a good girl, I do my homework. This half hour of instruction, followed by a couple of jobs, has worked out pretty well but it doesn’t cover all eventualities.

Yesterday was a bad day.

As an opener, allow me to introduce something called Dog Vomit Slime.IMG_4777

Can you believe it? This is growing on the tree which houses our treehouse.IMG_4779

It’s a fungus, I’m told, and harmful to neither man nor beast but it sure ain’t pretty.

Despite my best efforts, my green, leafy side-salad patch has gone to seed. I think I’ll pull it all out and plant more radishes. Radishes are fool-proof.IMG_4890

The back of the shed is a jungle of bindweed. I pulled a mile or two out of the hedge. It really does feel like unravelling some bad knitting and would be satisfying if there was an even remote hope of getting to the end of it.IMG_4893

I spent six whole hours on my knees in the front drive. Why? Because my front drive is carpeted in weeds. Dandelions, daisies, buttercups, chamomile, clover, dock leaves, ground elder, oxalis……..sounds romantic but looks neglected.IMG_4913

My knees are shredded and my right ankle is sunburned. Common sense and my neighbours dictate that I should buy some weed-killer and spray the lot but I just don’t want to. I have deliberately seeded some Verbena bonariensis which looks very weedy just now,IMG_4911

but it’s lovely when it flowers and butterflies flock to it.IMG_4910

I’d hate to lose it. Also, and I hark back to my avoidance of lycra, I’d rather be weeding than spinning to nowhere in a gym.

Of all yesterday’s discouragements, worst of all was the Great Lupin Massacre. I have been trying with all my might to defeat the dreaded aphids but they overtook me by sheer force of numbers. My biggest and most lovely lupin was lunch for a plague of greenfly.

IMG_4882 They literally sucked the life out of it. In a fit of pique I went in with my secateurs hoping to cut back to healthy growth.IMG_4895 Appallingly reminiscent of attempts at cutting my children’s hair, I might have gone too far. Don’t laugh.IMG_4887

It will grow back, right?